Our faithful hound (otherwise known as Rosie's boyfriend) suggested we should write this article, presumably implying that dating a spinster was less than preferable. Challenge set- we're here to prove that dating a Spinster is every lads wet dream, they just don't know it yet.
Firstly, were extremely easy to please- no fine dining or trip to the opera for us. A bag of chips and if your paying a nice battered sausage thanks and we're as happy as pigs in you-know-what. The Spinster is happy with a night curled up in front of the telly, so you can save your cash for that new x-box game or million gigabit ipod you've had your eye on. On those rare occasions that the Spinster does decide enough is enough and plucks up the motivation to leave the house, its likely she can drink most men under the table, thus impressing your mates and allowing you to spend even more time with your loved one without the accusation of being whipped.
The Spinster has low hygiene expectations- its cool for you to pick your nose and wear an egg stained fleece so long as she can. She won't nag you about the washing up or pubes on the soap, as long as she's left to steal your razor and pick her toenails in peace.
The disadvantages are slim, but you may find yourself fighting for your space in bed with her overindulged cat and watching a little more Sex and the City than whats ideal. But as long as she doesn't mind you admiring Charlotte's 'nice eyes' and giving the cat the odd kick when you think she's not looking then you and your Spinster can indeed live in blissful marital harmony.
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